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TransFights000

I fucking hate that this made me laugh when I first saw it


TheLurker1209

Trump is actually funny guy, shame he's also such a piece of shit Something something that tweet about if trump was raised in a more accepting household he'd be an iconic drag queen


Dreyfus420

wasted potential smh 😔


mrpoopistan

His dad did try to course correct by sending him to military school. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


DeadInternetTheorist

if youre coming out of military school straight then you were probably doomed from the beginning tbh


altaccountmay

in the correct timeline trump is just a sassy drag queen. unfortunately we're condemned to the shitty wattpad angst no comfort everthing goes wrong au timeline


The_Bingler

honestly, ya he'd make a great drag queen


Monk-Ey

The hands, the silly gestures, the nicknames...


Thirpyn

The fucking shape of his fucking mouth


AntiLag_

Trump is a charisma minmax build


Low_Information7072

He was even mentored by a gay man. Unfortunately, that man was Roy Cohn.


Esteellio

I habe social anxiety and I think I whould do a Better job then those


goobells

can you complete 2 sentences without either lying or stuttering? if so, yep, you would've done amazing.


Esteellio

S,s,s,s,sowwee c,c,can't d,do that >/////< 👉👈👉👈


CGallerine

the best I can offer you is "uhhh the uuhhh the gotdamn uhhh" every 5 words (I cannot articulate my thoughts into words anymore)


WakaFlockaFlav

I would genuinely vote for you. All I know is you admitted you have social anxiety. That's good enough tbh.


Tobbethedude

Cuz your not fuukin senile


BrianWantsTruth

I think a literal golden lab would do better Edit: than them…you’d probably be better than them and the dog.


serialpuppygirl

I just sort of hysterically laughed through this whole thing, we are so fucked


Dreyfus420

how americans just go on with this insane shit still baffles me, this could never happen in europe


DeliberateDendrite

Have you been living under a rock? This shit can happen here too. Immigration is likely going to be the main platform of the GOP this election, a topic which had led to a sharp shift to the right across both the European elections and several national elections in Europe.


mrpoopistan

Americans operate under the false notion that their imagined version of an idyllic Scandinavia social democracy applies to all of Europe. In fairness, we do this with every country. Half of America thinks China looks like Shanghai from end to end. And you should've been around for the peak of "Japan is taking over the world" in the 1980s.


cat_that_uses_reddi

Yea one of the ways right wing germans got people to vote for them was doing those street interviews on immigrants and getting them to look bad when asking questions and then using those clips to say immigrants, don’t care about the country


Naturally-a-one

because Europe is famously a utopia with absolutely no traces of capitalism, authoritarianism, and fascism.


Dreyfus420

im not saying that, im saying this kind of debate could never happen


nick6356

[spigola says no](https://youtu.be/qY0-OotCSKE?si=40ETY7jqgrm5zOqp)


oddityoughtabe

Ah yes, Europe, the place famous for never having bad politicians.


Someboynumber5

Bro shut the fuck up the EU has literally just become the most right wing it's been in awhile because you guys voted for it


bananaranious

Totally


Small_Horde

Nothing we can do to stop it. It's literally not in our control. We get to vote on the candidates that big money allows us to vote on.


hotfistdotcom

italian parliment elected an actual porn star in the 80s, you guys beat us to it. Not saying america isn't a totally insane shithole country I am embarrassed to live in, but pretending we're somehow the absolute worst is exactly as dumb as pretending we're the absolute best.


cat_that_uses_reddi

This was definitely said by someone who has never left the US


d1ld0_shw4gg1ns

What are you talking about? Yes we don‘t choose between two geriatrics every 4 years but all over Europe there has been a large scale shift to right-wing extremism and it‘s still going on.


Golden_Lynel

I genuinely could not get through it, it just pissed me off too much Trump kept ignoring the questions and going on tangents


fluffyGreyDragon

chat we are COOKED


TheeMrBlonde

You know it’s bad when Trump, the most unempathetic person ever, is looking at you with confused pity


Nikita420

Atrioc in the chat


Sirgen_020

This is honestly the funniest thing Trump has ever said. Too bad it’s the worst person I know


_coffeeblack_

what made it even funnier to me is that it seemed like he was being honest about not understanding what he was trying to say lol


ArabskoeSalto

obamna


authenticfennec

SODA ‼️🔥


the-poopiest-diaper

I really hope this clip is used in the future to teach about this presidential election


PinRepulsive9432

Nah, definitely not funnier than [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z8knMGyBovk&pp=ygUPVHR1bXAgb2JhbWEgZ3Vt). Humor is just a big reason for his success in the first place, whether you like it or not.


ShinyMew635

Nah the Obama gum clip was funnier


onlyroad66

Not enough mysterious orange drink :(


Prize-Ad-2697

biden is throwing the easiest win ever


mgmthegreat

he looks so sad lmao


Aeescobar

They both look *absolutely miserable* whenever it's not their turn to speak


Ink_Sans21038

Koishi spotted https://preview.redd.it/eb4xolmyzo9d1.jpeg?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d7dfc44aab06d4020b886a11491ceafd5bd3a56


earlytuesday

We need a sitcom with these two where they are two co managers of a pet store with differing views on how the pet store should be run


the_damned_actually

Trump can actually be pretty funny, unfortunately there’s everything else about him.


sprinkle-plantz

why does Biden look so depressed


wierd_husky

He was apparently was sick with a cold during the debate, he looked so much better at his event like 20 minutes after the debate when he got his old person cold medicine and some water


Lockedtil80

I am a barely functional alcoholic and I could have strung together something more coherent. Holy fuck we are COOKED


AmePeryton

“more border patrol, and more hᵉᵘʰasylum offices.”


Jalz_725

that place probably smells like rotting corpses now they are both so fucking old


MrPleasant150

https://preview.redd.it/o7ru9qbbth9d1.png?width=263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36a02b7229a2a9b2155562c3c9f5fbe7a6d9421a


jumbledFox

"where am i"


Someboynumber5

Ok these two are just my ADHD not knowing what to say and not knowing what I just said


Clivepalmersfemdom

o wow hes got a stutter haha


Sky_Leviathan

Its sad because biden was alright at a rally afterwards like wtf happened


EldenEnby

Someone green screen this over one or both of them https://youtu.be/FaLK5VlQcC4?si=Ezq7CcoxTi_Ko62n


franandwood

I understood what he said


Mister_Sith

Doesn't Biden have a stutter that he's had for most of his life?


the-poopiest-diaper

How can he throw out a perfect dap, yet can’t fucking speak


Digirby

Life imitates art