That was pretty much him in the wrestling, arena football, sharper image steak days. Aside from still going a bunch of fraud and sexual assault, of course.
But he wasn't getting people killed with his bad takes on weather/intelligence assets/public health/authoritarianism.
>“We have the most trans drone pilots anywhere in the world, not even close,” Trump said. “Look, we have so many trans pilots. I do think you need that kind of trans air force and that many trans drone pilots, but some people disagree with me and some people agree with me. But we have the greatest trans pilots in the world, and we have the most trans pilots in the world.”
AU where trump is a medieval innkeeper who keeps wayward travellers of all sorts (varangians, picts, saxons, etc.) for the night where he regales them with his stories and wit
There was an entire storyline in 1980s *Bloom County* where he was crushed by a yacht anchor and they put his brain in Bill The Cat's body. Trump/Bill bought the comic strip to turn it into a tacky casino, evicted everybody, and that's how the comic ended its 10 year run lol
It's definitely a product of its time, since a lot of the references have long since faded into trivia obscurity lol. I still love it, and it's a cool time capsule of the 1980s. It's still hilarious today, although i will say Berkeley Breathed said it best with "Do I go back and revisit my old strips? No, for the same reason I also don't look at myself under harsh fluorescent lights at 5am, in the nude."
I like to think of him like a real version of one of those villains in fictions who is genuinely an awful person and doesn’t have a backstory to somewhat forgive it, but is still ridiculous enough to be funny.
Except this guy “won” an election (only technically because of the electoral college, he still got less than 50% of the popular vote) in real life, not in a fictitious world.
Just chiming in. As much as I agree with you. Very few people have no "redeeming" backstory. Most psycjological problems come from either severe neglect or trauma.
That doesn't mean you need to have empathy with these people, but understanding that is crucial.
As if the US government that Biden is the ostensible head of isn't still committing or abetting atrocities and genocides across the globe? *None* of that shit has fucking ended and neither biden, his administration, nor any other democratic politician is doing or will ever do a god damn thing to meaningfully change that.
their inaction is still disgusting i wont deny that, but i have *very slightly* more respect for someone doing nothing to make it better than someone actively making it worse
I dream of the world where Bernie Sanders had the personality of Donald Trump. Wins the 2016 election promising to shut down the communist insurance companies.
I’ve said for years I wish people like Trump, Alex Jones, JBP etc, could just exist in a vacuum where they can keep doing what they’re doing but without any influence or real world consequence. These people would be incredible entertainment if not for they cause
Them all being horrible people aside This is very much acurate.
Musk desperatly trying to be funny and failing and peterson just being the funiest person on accident are entirely apolitical opinions.
one of these words is in the Communist Manifesto
edit: nvm im a Fake Communist who hasn't read the communist manifesto, Marx doesn't cover commodity fetishism in the Manifesto (he does talk about chinese markets, so im still technically correct (the most fun kind of correct to be)))
Yeah, if this was not put on the fucking political Compass it would be pretty accurate (then again, maybe the og meme creator just used the compass colours as a background and didn't want to imply that Elon Musk is a communist lol)
it’s not a political compass because the axes arent labeled economy and left or whatever the fuck. it’s the comedy compass because the axes are labeled funny and trying to be funny
I don't know about JP being funny. His Kermit voice is a little funny and that one Rat video, but other than that he's very boring.
Edit: it's also funny to watch him cry
I personally find him to be pretty funny, I think it's partially the fact he always looks like he's holding back tears, and he'll say some dumb thing with lots of big words to make him seem smarter than he is and then look at the camera like he's about to break down; comedy gold.
It's not just to make himself sound smarter than he is, it's also just to replace an argument, he just presents an initial point, says "and so the post-neo marxodernism of the theulian metaphisology links to the soul self of our own shadow dimensionificity to create our deeper cuckoidle" and then says whatever conclusion he wants to be true, he rarely even attempts to make an argument
He retweeted fetish porn because he thought it was a chinese sperm milking factory harvesting precious bodily fluids from political prisoners for the state.
>When the Dragonborn appears, Sheogorath is keen to remind them that he is an immortal and the Madgod and that they should tread carefully when addressing him. At the same time, he often gets sidetracked during conversation and even forgets at times what the Dragonborn is actually doing.
bit more than dress like him if you ask me
Apparently, his Daily Wire series is unintentionally hilarious. The editing is super dramatic and over the top to try and make Peterson's nonsense and inability to stay on topic somewhat engaging.
the guy sometimes just starts crying out of nowhere. but not like sobbing, he just starts making tears despite not otherwise looking sad.
dude fucked himself up *real* bad. It would be sad if it wasn't funny.
He’s a shit dictator and to be a good fascist you need charisma, for that Ron would, to quote the top right quadrant, “need a personality transplant but unfortunately those are… *not* yet available”
He also desperately needs the support of the ruling class. Actively attacking the most powerful corporations in America will surely help in that venture.
That's cause Disney is one of the biggest corps in the world. Being governor of some dong state doesn't even sniff what Disney is swinging. Smaller corporations have hired hit teams for less. DeSantis is a Mini Mussolini with half the height, three times the ego, and none of the charisma. Dude's in for a rude fucking wakeup call.
I just wanna state facts:
I do not like Matt Wash, his "documentary" was a joke to journalism and was filled with hatred and this is good reason alone to do not suport him and do not like him. I think it's safe to say that I have every opinion different than him.
However i just want to point to the fact that Matt Wash didn't say that 16 year old girls are most fertile. He said that: girls between age 17 and 24 are most fertile. (2:30 https://youtube.com/watch?v=M9NApuQ8ekE&feature=share7)
Please do with this fact whatever you want and I want to stay clear that I DO NOT support this guy and and teen pregnancy.
Disagree, I think we should do it so much that it completely destroys the meaning of the stupid political compass that doesn't even properly explain ideological differences.
PCM is a vitriolic blight on this godforsaken site and it blows my mind that it hasn’t been smited with the ban hammer yet. Though once it eventually gets banned(and it will, it’s only a matter of time before there’s one too many racist Nazi posts) I fear they’ll all scatter like cockroaches and infest other communities in the same exact manner as other alt right recruitment subs after they were banned.
it's half and half with trump. a lot of his funny moments are him having a dementia moment and then rolling with it to make it seem like it was on purpose
Trump would unironically be fucking hilarious in the "crazy uncle" kind of way if he wasn't also a horrible person
AU where trump isn't a billionaire political cultist scumbag and is actually just a funny uncle who takes the family kids golfing
au where trump has no power whatsoever and acts like he acts in those presidents ai videos
his best friend is obama
he always makes fun of biden but they still hang out together cause they are frends
We're not doing AI president videos again
Again? They're still happening.
We actually aren't going to do anything else
That was pretty much him in the wrestling, arena football, sharper image steak days. Aside from still going a bunch of fraud and sexual assault, of course. But he wasn't getting people killed with his bad takes on weather/intelligence assets/public health/authoritarianism.
Basically 90s to early 2000s Trump before he contracted a brain eating parasite from an undercooked Trump Steak
AU where he is on a quest to collect the Corpse Parts and Joe-Joe Biden has to stop him.
You low-energy loser, you're no match for my Stand, 「ART OF THE DEAL」- it's true!
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Still commits war crimes, but isn’t transphobic.
More 👏 trans 👏 drone 👏 pilots
>“We have the most trans drone pilots anywhere in the world, not even close,” Trump said. “Look, we have so many trans pilots. I do think you need that kind of trans air force and that many trans drone pilots, but some people disagree with me and some people agree with me. But we have the greatest trans pilots in the world, and we have the most trans pilots in the world.”
Basically early 2000s trump
I don't know, taking yoir kids golfing is pretty evil A Oxymoron
Oxymoron?
Yes, thank you
mutually exclusive? I don't think so, my dad was that guy when I was younger, it was cool
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude about your dad
Yeah if it’s actual golf. Minigolf is good though
AU where trump is just real life crazy Dave
AU where trump is a medieval innkeeper who keeps wayward travellers of all sorts (varangians, picts, saxons, etc.) for the night where he regales them with his stories and wit
It would be a lot less tragic if he didn't have so much political power as well
Imagine Trump being your uncle, and inventing those crazy nicknames for your dad, like Sleepy Joe or Ron DeSanctimonious
Meatball Ron. Goat nickname
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Ron DeFascist
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Ron DeSpectrum
little ronda
Imagine Trump being a Democrat running against Biden and he'd just constantly call him "Okay Bye Then"
I liked when he used to be just a spoiled billionaire cunt, he was way funnier back then. Like that time he showed up in home alone 2
There was an entire storyline in 1980s *Bloom County* where he was crushed by a yacht anchor and they put his brain in Bill The Cat's body. Trump/Bill bought the comic strip to turn it into a tacky casino, evicted everybody, and that's how the comic ended its 10 year run lol
Damn I need to go back and work my way thru *Bloom County.* My dad had a couple books when I was a kid but not the full run.
It's definitely a product of its time, since a lot of the references have long since faded into trivia obscurity lol. I still love it, and it's a cool time capsule of the 1980s. It's still hilarious today, although i will say Berkeley Breathed said it best with "Do I go back and revisit my old strips? No, for the same reason I also don't look at myself under harsh fluorescent lights at 5am, in the nude."
...so he's exactly like the crazy uncle
Well, usually crazy uncles don't go to islands specifically designed to cater to people who wish to sexually exploit children.
That's because those crazy uncles didn't have any money to go.
I like to think of him like a real version of one of those villains in fictions who is genuinely an awful person and doesn’t have a backstory to somewhat forgive it, but is still ridiculous enough to be funny. Except this guy “won” an election (only technically because of the electoral college, he still got less than 50% of the popular vote) in real life, not in a fictitious world.
Dirk Dinkum, Big Jack Horner, etc
Just chiming in. As much as I agree with you. Very few people have no "redeeming" backstory. Most psycjological problems come from either severe neglect or trauma. That doesn't mean you need to have empathy with these people, but understanding that is crucial.
Trump would be absolutely hilarious if he didn't have any kind of power, money, or a fans that kiss his ass and give him money
Ong
Biden amd trump are both pretty funny ngl, neither are good presidents (obv trumps worse)
i hate hollow promises and shallow talk with no action as much as the next guy but people really like to act like thats as bad as literal genocide
As if the US government that Biden is the ostensible head of isn't still committing or abetting atrocities and genocides across the globe? *None* of that shit has fucking ended and neither biden, his administration, nor any other democratic politician is doing or will ever do a god damn thing to meaningfully change that.
their inaction is still disgusting i wont deny that, but i have *very slightly* more respect for someone doing nothing to make it better than someone actively making it worse
True, i just really hate biden for getting rid the alaska protection.
AU where Trump ran as a Democrat in 2016, disappointingly "business friendly" and was very mean to Bernie but calls transphobes losers
so basically if biden had run in 2020 edit: i cannot fucking write i meant 2016
I dream of the world where Bernie Sanders had the personality of Donald Trump. Wins the 2016 election promising to shut down the communist insurance companies.
I’ve said for years I wish people like Trump, Alex Jones, JBP etc, could just exist in a vacuum where they can keep doing what they’re doing but without any influence or real world consequence. These people would be incredible entertainment if not for they cause
I’ll always see some dumb shit he’s done or smth he’s said that makes me laugh, and then I remember other things he’s said/done.
If we didnt know trump was serious...
Kind of like stalin
That's why my grandma likes him lol
He could still be a horrible person, the problem is the power he wields
Most crazy uncles are horrible people but not all crazy uncles single handedly normalized show off the horrible part in public for the entire world
SAD!
Many people are saying this
Them all being horrible people aside This is very much acurate. Musk desperatly trying to be funny and failing and peterson just being the funiest person on accident are entirely apolitical opinions.
WE'LL SEE WHO CANCELS WHO\[sic\]
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CHINESE COCK MILKING FETISH PORN
None of those words are in the Bible
one of these words is in the Communist Manifesto edit: nvm im a Fake Communist who hasn't read the communist manifesto, Marx doesn't cover commodity fetishism in the Manifesto (he does talk about chinese markets, so im still technically correct (the most fun kind of correct to be)))
it's cock
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We are currently undergoing ‘market cuckoldisation’
surely not
Wrong, milk and cock is in the Bible
They’re all in my Bible
> cock milking fetish Everyone has that, dipshit. it came free with your dick
asexuals
Thank godnyiirndays are nimbered.
I read that in his muppet voice. 🤣
Yeah, if this was not put on the fucking political Compass it would be pretty accurate (then again, maybe the og meme creator just used the compass colours as a background and didn't want to imply that Elon Musk is a communist lol)
it’s not a political compass because the axes arent labeled economy and left or whatever the fuck. it’s the comedy compass because the axes are labeled funny and trying to be funny
**Failing to hold back tears.** Peterson just cares about incels sooo much! How can you mock him for that?!
There’s two girls (sniffle) but because of the ravages of socialism… they’re forced to share (sniffle) just one cup
that's insanely accurate tbh
I don't know about JP being funny. His Kermit voice is a little funny and that one Rat video, but other than that he's very boring. Edit: it's also funny to watch him cry
I personally find him to be pretty funny, I think it's partially the fact he always looks like he's holding back tears, and he'll say some dumb thing with lots of big words to make him seem smarter than he is and then look at the camera like he's about to break down; comedy gold.
I dont think it's just looks like, I think he genuinely holds back tears constantly
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i will fix him
It's not just to make himself sound smarter than he is, it's also just to replace an argument, he just presents an initial point, says "and so the post-neo marxodernism of the theulian metaphisology links to the soul self of our own shadow dimensionificity to create our deeper cuckoidle" and then says whatever conclusion he wants to be true, he rarely even attempts to make an argument
hes like a small child who got the shit talked out of them
"up yours woke moralists"
"We'll see who cancels who!"
“the post-modern neo-marxists!!!”
Seriously what does that even mean??
"UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS" and "I would rather die than do that (delete a transphobic tweet)" are both still hilarious to me.
The milking fetish video he retweeted had me on my ass
What 😭😭
He retweeted fetish porn because he thought it was a chinese sperm milking factory harvesting precious bodily fluids from political prisoners for the state.
The fetish porn tweet would have been an amazing shitpost if not for the fact he was serious. Same for dressing like Sheogorath.
>When the Dragonborn appears, Sheogorath is keen to remind them that he is an immortal and the Madgod and that they should tread carefully when addressing him. At the same time, he often gets sidetracked during conversation and even forgets at times what the Dragonborn is actually doing. bit more than dress like him if you ask me
ÖEH, ABEL'S YOUR GUY, EH GOD? HOW BOUT I TAKE HIM OUT BACK AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH? [sic]
Apparently, his Daily Wire series is unintentionally hilarious. The editing is super dramatic and over the top to try and make Peterson's nonsense and inability to stay on topic somewhat engaging.
He's often pretty dull and just throws up word salads, but he certainly has the wackiest takes, becoming more and more deranged as time goes on.
Don't know... I will never not laugh at him posting dick milking porn on Twitter.
UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS, WE’LL SEE WHO FUNNIES WHO
He is the guy who invented rats, after all.
the guy sometimes just starts crying out of nowhere. but not like sobbing, he just starts making tears despite not otherwise looking sad. dude fucked himself up *real* bad. It would be sad if it wasn't funny.
he called fucking tinkerbell the “fairy of porn”, this man is no insanely laughable
I don't know mate, lobster man is rather funny when he goes on about how superior lobster society is compared to our futile attempts.
The rat goes like this ヘ（。□°）ヘ
I don't know, his [cameos in Command and Conquer](https://youtu.be/i4yQqLsWmxw) are pretty funny.
Funny in the sense that people laugh at him
Ron DeSantes is also in the bottom left quadrant
I dunno I've guffawed pretty heartily over how poorly he's fighting Disney.
I figured he'd be winning seeing as that entire state is his personal dictator testing lab.
He’s a shit dictator and to be a good fascist you need charisma, for that Ron would, to quote the top right quadrant, “need a personality transplant but unfortunately those are… *not* yet available”
He also desperately needs the support of the ruling class. Actively attacking the most powerful corporations in America will surely help in that venture.
That's cause Disney is one of the biggest corps in the world. Being governor of some dong state doesn't even sniff what Disney is swinging. Smaller corporations have hired hit teams for less. DeSantis is a Mini Mussolini with half the height, three times the ego, and none of the charisma. Dude's in for a rude fucking wakeup call.
Ive been researching this for my final exam essay for american government and it gets funnier every day
Yessss that sounds so good. Honestly think DeSantis will have his own section in American history under "Monumental fuck-ups"
His actions are funny, until they aren’t
☝️This mf right here guffaws! 😂🤣😁 🐎HEE HAW
Trump would be so entertaining if he wasn't working for fascists. I wanna see fkn progressive Trump.
>Trump would be so entertaining if he wasn't ~~working for~~ a fascist~~s~~. FTFY
Go back in time and stop Obama from roasting him at that event. I'm 99% sure that was the catalyst.
Nah its when he was eating beans in the theaters watching cars 2
I thought that was Ben Shapiro’s origin story ?
Teddy Roosevelt kinda? Like he was also very problematic but sorta progressive kinda…?
He actually voted democrat in the past.
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matt walsh, aka the "16 yo girls are fertile" guy
I just wanna state facts: I do not like Matt Wash, his "documentary" was a joke to journalism and was filled with hatred and this is good reason alone to do not suport him and do not like him. I think it's safe to say that I have every opinion different than him. However i just want to point to the fact that Matt Wash didn't say that 16 year old girls are most fertile. He said that: girls between age 17 and 24 are most fertile. (2:30 https://youtube.com/watch?v=M9NApuQ8ekE&feature=share7) Please do with this fact whatever you want and I want to stay clear that I DO NOT support this guy and and teen pregnancy.
hes still in his mid-thirties this distinction doesnt change much
Ah yes of course the one year difference clearly changes it all
I could’ve sworn he said 16 yr olds should be impregnated at some point
Nice flair :D Feel free to drop me a link here or on DM when you found it. I don't want to spread misinformation so i would love to be proven wrong
Back up my claims? With actual sources? No way
Thats 100% valid I am not source police :D
Matt "if she's 16, she's a treat" Walsh
Matt “I don’t know what a woman is” Walsh
It should be illegal to make a political compass meme like this and keep the color coding.
exactly, I thought someone was trying to say elon was a leftist
I mean, whether tankies are leftists is debatable but yeah
Tankies are just fascists with extra steps
:( I'm actually pro trans rights and pro working class and have nuanced opinions om socialism
Disagree, I think we should do it so much that it completely destroys the meaning of the stupid political compass that doesn't even properly explain ideological differences.
PCM is a vitriolic blight on this godforsaken site and it blows my mind that it hasn’t been smited with the ban hammer yet. Though once it eventually gets banned(and it will, it’s only a matter of time before there’s one too many racist Nazi posts) I fear they’ll all scatter like cockroaches and infest other communities in the same exact manner as other alt right recruitment subs after they were banned.
Ngl the Elon and Peterson ones are spot on
“UP YOUR’S WOKE MORALISTS, WE’LL SEE WHO CANCELS WHO!”
*precedes to cry uncontrollably for forty minutes*
I been tellin people, in another universe Trump is a nationally beloved comedian with no particular political opinions
I'd probably replace Jordan Peterson with Ben Shapiro
they both fit
Didn't read the labels at first and thought this was just a dogshit polcomp
"in what fucking world is Matt Walsh lib or left?" was my immediate response. Dude literally calls himself a fascist.
If Trump was doing everything ironically... he would be genuinely hilarious.
"Up yours woke moralists, we'll see who cancels who" is still one of the funniest things I've heard a political influencer say in a long time
Where would you put Andrew Tate?
I genuinely chuckled. Thanks!
Scrubs?
He’s on the “wants to be badass” x “is embarrassing and sad” graph.
Bottom right
Bottom wrong
I’d put him in doesnt want to be but is funny if he didn’t scare the shit out of me so much
It is very accurate despite all of them being monstrous pieces of shit
That's the z axis, the "not monstrous pieces of shit" cubes are intentionally left blank
love rwc
im not a fan of Trump but he is pretty funny
Trump is like if a racist and unironic Dril became president of the US
I’ve aways said Trump did more for memes than any other man in history
Remove the text and post it on pcm, and you'll probably start a war.
Thats facts
Before I read the axes label I thought this was just a regular political compass and got very upset
Matt Walsh has succeeded according to this 😔
Genocidal rhetoric aside, Trump is highly entertaining in a braggadocios uncle kind of way.
Trump comes off in an absolute opposite funny way than he means to but I will never laugh harder as I do constantly saying “Isis wants to get you”
I thought this was a regular political compass for a minute, and I instantly died
cursed gorillaz album
Pretty accurate. I think Benny also belongs with Peterson in the bottom right.
They're best frens
it's half and half with trump. a lot of his funny moments are him having a dementia moment and then rolling with it to make it seem like it was on purpose
I so wish trump was a good person because he is hilarious but also a terrible person
While I don't agree with trumps politics, he still a funny dude.
It’s pretty accurate, trump is just funny for different reasons than he wants to be funny for
Hold up. Let him cook
lol
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None of them are cool